Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by craig January 26, 2005

infuckingcredible

Surprise
Shock
Amazing

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have

by Craig April 16, 2003

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

borra

a knife

im gonna pull out my borra

by craig October 14, 2003

Large Professor

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee

Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.

by Craig April 08, 2005

311

a song about the singer's boyfriend's apartment, performed by the band HIROSHIMA on their 1987 album titled GO

311, I want to be there, forget about my troubles with you...

by Craig December 19, 2003

Spacekitten

Noun
Name for a complete and utter bitch.

She is such a Spacekitten.

by Craig March 07, 2005