cpt.bob's definitions

anvil

A large, heavy object often used in acts of cartoon violence such as Wile E. Coyote.

Not only did the Road Runner lead him off the cliff, but he fell into a river and headfirst onto an anvil! And then, Another anvil fell out of nowhere and flattened him! WORDROTFLMAO/WORD!!!

by Cpt.Bob October 30, 2003

the space robots

They are here to protect you from wordthe terrible secret of space/word

We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

by Cpt.Bob October 23, 2003

fan boy

See sonyroolz

Sonyroolz needs to shut the f*** up.

by Cpt.Bob November 28, 2003

nuke

A great weapon in wordStarcraft/word. Cloak a Ghost or two after you have a few silos armed and send them in to your enemy's base. The point of impact is indicated by a lazer point over the designated target.

noob:Hey, that looks like a lazer pointer...
voice: nuclear launch detected
noob: hey you didn't say there was nukes!
*noob was eliminated*

by Cpt.Bob October 6, 2003

Earth

A neato reality show from the people at FOGNL.

This thursday on Earth, The Americans and the Iraqis go in an all-out brawl!
Only on Fognl

by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003

grinder

An item in Phantasy Star Online that gives a +# to the end of your weapon's name, increasing it's ATP by 2. Most commonly in Mono-, Di-, or Tri-

Grinders are very hard to find.

by Cpt.Bob October 4, 2003

Black Mage

CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN...
and was beaten within an inch of his life by White Mage's giant mallet

Black Mage is Uber-powerful, but a total pervert.

by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003