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Definitions by cotton hill(killed 50 men)

People that race funny cars and dragsters are the most hardcore drivers in the the world.
They dont care if they live or die they just DONT CARE!
Driving an indy or winston cup car down the dragstrip WOULD be easy because their not designed for acceleration and they only have 800 to 1200 HP
You have to fight a dragster to keep it going straight and that 6000 HP can be heard from 7 miles away (I always stand at the starting line only 50 feet away from the eyeball rattling retch and my ears just take a beating)
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The most kick ass kind of auto racing in the world.
No other country can fuck with us.
England broke the 300 MPH barrier just this year with a 4.97 at 304.
KENNY BERNSTEIN ran a 4.82 at 301.70 on March 20 1992 which makes me wonder what their problem is over there.
The UK way of doing things is puss.
Leave it to the hardcore redneck americans to do stuff the REAL way.
Its what the NHRA uses in their funny cars and dragsters
CH3NO2 is about $45 a gallon and these nuclear thunderstormers burn 12 gallons in 4.75 seconds
A step up from a cherry bomb but not nearly as cool as a co2
I threw an M-80 at that preppie and blew his leg open

sidewinder 

the unknown who wrote sidewinder is second rate and doesent want to cause anyone too much trouble
I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles

funny car 

A 6,000 horsepower hellride with a wretched treacherous noise
If your real bad youll watch without plugging your ears.
You have to be hardcore to do it
A Buick made from 70 to 72 with the coolest one being the apollo white 70 with the stage 2 engine known to run 10.50 quarter miles
I raced a mach 1 mustang at a light and butt fucked it with a broken bottle