4 definitions by cosmic fool

something you give someone if they are being an asshole
ill give you a side of whoopass!
by cosmic fool September 8, 2003
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i am cosmic food. mmm... cosmic food... screw u alex...
by cosmic fool September 8, 2003
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1)a person who sitcks there heads out of car windows while wearin over-large novelty jester hats.
2)me.
never fear... the cosmic foooool is here!
by cosmic fool September 8, 2003
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fine. i resign as jr. secretary of majuju motor cars.

the action of pointing at absolutely nothing and screaming 'majuju!' and see how many people you confuse. quite amusing.
me: *pointing at absolutely nothing* majuju!
microwave: *truns round* what?
by cosmic fool September 8, 2003
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