3 definitions by cosmic charlie
when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....
by cosmic charlie January 28, 2009
when a kid shits their pants and then sits down, pressing it between their ass-crack and the chair creating a casting of their crack
by cosmic charlie November 30, 2012
something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
by cosmic charlie March 28, 2009