cornonthecob 's definitions

franked

when you mess up something or break something
*refers to frank gallagher cuz he’s always fucked*
*also refers to frankenstein cuz he gets broken*

“dude i think i franked fuckin shoulder”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

p diddy

when something happens you just blame it on p diddy cuz why not

who broke the light? “p diddy did it”

who shit on the floor? “p diddy”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

july 11

this is by far the best day of the year. if you were born on july 11, you are the baddest of bitches and ur fuckin hot as shit. people born on this day are said to be the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. not only is it the best day to be born in but it’s also free slushee day at 7/11 as well as national alexei day.

when’s your birthday?

“oh it’s on july 11th”
wow that explains why ur such a bad bitch

by cornonthecob April 26, 2020

too much mustard

when you have or did too much of something

when you over rotate while snowboarding: “too much mustard”

when you put too much juice in the cup: “too much mustard”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

what’s the beef stew

what’s the situation
what’s the tea

“yo what’s up, what’s the beef stew”

by cornonthecob April 27, 2021