bent nose

Pejorative term for a Jew, aka Hebe

The bent noses want their interest paid

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Chinks

Chinese food (yes, in China it's just food). Offensive.

Lets go out and get us some Chinks.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

harbor tunnel

A Big Sloppy Cunt

That sluts cunt is like the Harbor Tunnel. You could drive a truck into it.

by cornholio January 14, 2004

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

whore's bath

A bit of talcum powder in the armpits; fingers run through the hair.

She shook her ass three times, took a whore's bath, and walked on out the door.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003