4 definition by cooter mcgavin

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The name given to someone who has all the responsibilities of a relationship but none of the rewards.

John went shopping with Shirley, but then Shirley left to go have ass fun with David. John is a fluffer.

by cooter mcgavin February 22, 2015

Your local police force

Darnell and his side hoe just moved into the neighborhood, but hopefully the nigger catchers will have them out of here soon

by cooter mcgavin February 22, 2015

The vaginal canal of a South-American woman

Hey Julia, tonight I'm going to enter the Panama Canal

by cooter mcgavin February 22, 2015

A gay man who enjoys the gargling motion of another man's semen in his throat.

You play soccer? You're such a cumguzzler

by cooter mcgavin February 22, 2015