cooper's definitions

toolocity

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

by Cooper December 2, 2004

Herge

A Herge is a general word to describe an act of bizarre sexual behaviour between to strangers.

Also used as describing the individuals who are involved in the act of a Herge. Eg. By doing that you are a Herge.

They saw each other from across the room. they hurried out to get involved in a herge.

those people were Herge's

by Cooper January 20, 2005

WASIAN

wow dude i dont appreciate this shit im halfe white half asain.

by cooper August 6, 2003

Dracula

1. Anything referenced to being scary or disturbing
2. A creature or person who is very frightening, or a figment of ones imagination

What did you see down the hall?
A fucking Dracula

by Cooper March 25, 2005

Besserer

The gayest of gay no way to be gayer (some times with gimp leg)

Look at Besserer he is so gay AHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Cooper May 15, 2004

hung up

stuck on someone.

I'm really hung up on Alexa -- man, she's got it going on -- bling bling!

by cooper November 20, 2002