cooper's definitions

Besserer

The gayest of gay no way to be gayer (some times with gimp leg)

Look at Besserer he is so gay AHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Cooper May 15, 2004

toolocity

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

by Cooper December 2, 2004

callin dinosaurs

Pukin up your guts when you realize you can't hold your alcohol

Did you hear ole girl callin dinosaurs last night after she had that vodka?

by Cooper January 26, 2004

hung up

stuck on someone.

I'm really hung up on Alexa -- man, she's got it going on -- bling bling!

by cooper November 20, 2002

Slurf

The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.

1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

Slurf N' Turf

The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.

I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003