4 definitions by cool cool.

Engulp

When someone has been handed a drink and instantly engulfs it.

"I passed Jay a 40 and he engulped that shit in a few seconds. Clearly his intentions were to get completely shit faced."

by cool cool. September 21, 2009

Buttass

To describe a nasty ass taste.

Dude this Rockstar tastes like buttass!!

by cool cool. April 13, 2010

Tool Bitch

The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.

Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.

Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?

Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..

Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?

Me: My wrists.

by cool cool. April 16, 2010

Flashlight Bitch

When you're a youngin and your asshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then bitches and complains if you can't hold the flashlight completely steady.

Father: Son get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.

19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.

*8yr old son runs over*

Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*

*19yr old son walks away chuckling*

by cool cool. April 16, 2010