1.Becoming one with any given object.
2. May be used for a substitute for any verb or adverb.
1. I'm going to engulp that gadget, so I can understand how it works.
2. I'm going to engulp that bottle of vodka.
2a. I am going to engulp that goon sac.
2b. I am goin to engulp that biddy and then she can engulp my engulper and it will be engulplessly engulped.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.