confetticonsumer's definitions

Aidan

A blue haired, blue eyed, bastard who’s obsessed with Genshin Impact and Fortnite. Most likely owns more then five body pillows and lives in his nana’s basement. Often, he wanks off to femboys and enjoys watching pokémon porn (fucking zoophile). Favorite drink is vinegar and god knows what he eats. Definitely has a piss kink.

Ew Aidan

by confetticonsumer December 18, 2022

Jett

Jett is the type of man to not give a flying fuck about anything. His ginormous dick may be mesmerizing, but don’t let it fool you. Deep down, that man is powerful and dangerous (not just in bed). He may be a little crazy as well, so don’t be surprised if he starts brutally murdering children out of the blue!!

person 1: “Oh, Look at that sexy, big dicked man over there!!!”

person 2: “That must be a Jett!!”

by confetticonsumer December 18, 2022