conan's definitions

positive polly

The opposite of negative nelly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations

by Conan April 22, 2018

The D'Silva Look

A type of dress consisting of khaki pants and a collared shirt (Pull-over sweater optional) with tennis shoes. The shirt MUST be tucked in and the pants must be short enough to show off 4 inches of sock.

No wonder why that dude gets so much action, he's got the D'Silva look

by Conan June 11, 2006

silver stereo

a friggin good band, but also a group of cult heroes including, superman (nigel), batman (lewis), spiderman (ben), incredible hulk (dan) and catwoman (chris).

help help, wot shall we do... we should call silver stereo! yeh, not just great music, but great heroes to save the day

by Conan February 12, 2005

lopcock

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.

I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.

by Conan December 28, 2004

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 1, 2004

chew gash

eating pussy

I chewed her gash

by Conan September 7, 2003

steaming hot harvey

the act of pooping on your partners head during sex.could also be called a hot harvey if celephane is placed on body before defecation.

I gave her on hell of a steaming hot harvey

by Conan September 7, 2003