cody's definitions

numby

The leftover particles of cocaine after you snort a line, that are rubbed on the gums.

Some powder just flew up my nose, where's my mother fuckin' numby dickwad?

by Cody March 20, 2005

ofer

a man who has NO dates( he is 0 for 1, ofer 1, get it?)

" Jimmy is such an ofer!"

by cody July 1, 2003

slipnslide

slang for vagina. comes from the slippery secretions of the vagina.

When we get home, I'm going to pull down her pants and play on the slipnslide.

by Cody October 19, 2004

shitch

A shitty bitch. An exceptionally shitty bitch.

Man, that girl sure is a shitch.

by Cody November 13, 2004

beat the meat

what u do in front of people while being drunk as fuck!

How much have u had to drink?
sut hte fuk up dood im beetin my fukin meet%$23?>

by cody September 2, 2004

frosted malt

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and right before he blows his load he places his nut sack in her mouth for a good sucking and sprays his man juice all over the top of her hair.

Wes gave that bitch ass ptp'er a frosted malt last night!

by Cody May 4, 2004

scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 6, 2003