Definitions by cm
wakinen
ALL NOUNS
1) A student who ironically calls himself "straight chillen'" when he digs playing chocolate bomber with his brown star warrior Fairfax "boyz"
2) A cadet who desires stank on his hang low from any willing or unwilling sausage jockey in the corps.
3) A rump ranger who will tell you that you dropped candy on the floor. Before you know it, this kid's purple headed punisher is loaded between your cheeks.
4) Fairfax native who "skates the fullpipe", a.k.a. is a flaming homo shlong lover.
5) A colon commando who wants to be a rear admiral in the Navy or be a coal miner.
6) A dude who farts and tars the room with his boyfriend's banana juice.
7) A violent, fastidious wind-jammer.
1) A student who ironically calls himself "straight chillen'" when he digs playing chocolate bomber with his brown star warrior Fairfax "boyz"
2) A cadet who desires stank on his hang low from any willing or unwilling sausage jockey in the corps.
3) A rump ranger who will tell you that you dropped candy on the floor. Before you know it, this kid's purple headed punisher is loaded between your cheeks.
4) Fairfax native who "skates the fullpipe", a.k.a. is a flaming homo shlong lover.
5) A colon commando who wants to be a rear admiral in the Navy or be a coal miner.
6) A dude who farts and tars the room with his boyfriend's banana juice.
7) A violent, fastidious wind-jammer.
Hamstershaver
A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.
Algernon is a hamstershaver.
Hamstershaver by CM April 14, 2004