Turdon

Loving someone so much you merge both their first and last names together to make a cute nick name.

Ugh that girl is forever making turdons!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Acute pedo

A youngish man who you think is a bit risky.
They tend to have long greasy hair and glasses, you don't know if you can trust them.
They also tend to be into science.

I'd stay away from that weird guy, he's probably an acute pedo!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Brown Stain

Brown stain (also the name for a shit) is the commonly used English slang for a dickhead of a teacher who doesn't care about anything other than himself
theyre typically geordie

u seen that brown stain?
hes an arse him

by clubpenguinfun June 7, 2016

Sliming

When you're talking to someone but not quite in a relationship the slang is that you are 'sliming' them

Allison is apparently sliming that Blaire kid

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Sodi

Sodi, short for Sodium, is that tricky trickster of an element.
You start looking for it as an S or So then you realise it's Na.
Then your world is turned upside down.
And you fail chemistry.

Ey Allison, can you find sodi?
'Na' I can't, sorry TashaLad.

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

BigOlBlue

Laughing to the point which your face turns blue and you nearly pass out.

Last night Carl did a proper bigolblue

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016