Definitions by clownboy

Jacob 

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

Jacob by clownboy May 30, 2018

foaming at the gash 

Arousal in a female

"One look me in this shirt and she'll be foaming at the gash"

foaming at the gash by Clownboy October 8, 2008

bovine tit-piss

Milk. The piss of the cow's tit.

I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss

bovine tit-piss by Clownboy October 23, 2007

cunty bumpkin 

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.

"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"

cunty bumpkin by ClownBoy June 21, 2006