Definitions by cleatus

Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.

Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?

Ass crickets by Cleatus March 9, 2003

tragesty 

n. An event that is both tragic and a travesty.

'Guillotining an innocent woman for stealing turnips is a real tragesty.'

tragesty by Cleatus March 9, 2003