ciabrat's definitions

Kavanaugh

Similar to a caboose (a railroad car with accommodations for the crew and usually attached at the end of the train), a “Kavanaugh” is a lover’s emotional outburst, a mix of tears, whines, and shouts, that may immediately follow his releasing a TrumpTrain; party leaders may be moved to do likewise.

We thought we heard a long TrumpTrain from Nunes in the next room; we were certain of it when he erupted in one of the loudest Kavanaughs we’d ever heard.

by ciabrat October 9, 2018

trumptrain

A series of low frequency sounds (drumpfs) made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

When he leaned way over, we heard a long trumptrain and knew he had just let loose with an unusually large amount of Santorum.

by ciabrat December 19, 2016

drumpf

The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

We heard a drumpf every time he leaned over and knew he was full of Santorum.

by ciabrat December 17, 2016

Ryan

n. The failure to react to a problem or take control of a situation when to do so would even minimally interfere with protecting or promoting oneself; particularly applicable to persons in leadership or positions of trust.

Nunes begged Paul to help him hide the Santorum flowing down his pants, but all he got was a big Ryan.

by ciabrat April 17, 2018

Rubio

n. a verbal beat-down resulting in the transformation of its target into a self-hating, parasitic shadow of a person
v. to give someone a rubio

- OMG, Donald handed him the worst rubio I’ve ever seen!

- Yeah, Marco got rubio’d in a big way. He’s been a major Drumpf eater ever since.

by ciabrat February 7, 2020