Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Triangle player

1.) Someone who does something easy really well 2.) Someone who does something easy coz there lazy 3.) Someone who does something supposedly gay and lame but is cool coz of it.

Dude 1 "Hey your a REALLY REALLY GOOD triangle player"

Triangle player "Well why would i learn the piano, to many keys"

Dude 2 "Man thats actually cool, i should learn the triangle"

or

Dude 1 "Man why are you wearing a dress"

triangle player wanna be " Yeah i'm setting a trend"

Dude 2 "He so wants to be a triangle player but you know what hes not" (giggles like a girl and runs off)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Arctic penguin

Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.

Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"

Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")

A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

kiddy litter

Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!

Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"

Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"

Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 19, 2010