Definitions by chuckles the clown

fortmiller 

a. To roger another's Rear end in a forceful manner.
b. Stuffing your Ben into someone's Exit Only orifice.

James was fortmillered three times last night in prison.

fortmiller by chuckles the clown July 21, 2004

dlugach 

Dirty ass crack caused by lack of hygiene on the part of plumbers everywhere.

Dude...put your dlugach back in your pants - you're stinking up the joint.

dlugach by chuckles the clown July 16, 2004