47 definitions by christophorus

x-ex

a person who was you ex girlfriend or boyfriend but is not with you again

A: hey man i thought that girl was ur ex?

B: na shes my x-ex now

by christophorus September 8, 2010

Assoline

drinking some type of liquid to refuel the body after getting some ass

"damn me n that girl fucked all night...i need some Assoline".

by christophorus June 16, 2010

textest

someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like

marc why are you being so textest

by christophorus August 25, 2010

chest fro

a person who has an extremely hariy chest, an afro of hair on the chest

holy shnikies dude look at your chest fro

by christophorus September 3, 2010

hyphy love

gettin high,drunk, and crazy then havin sex

damn man you gotta try hyphy love its crazy!!!

by christophorus August 25, 2010

smoothazing

a term used to describe something rediculously smooth

wow i tried the gillette fusion for the first time and my face feels smoothazing !!

by christophorus September 6, 2010

jabberhole

a name to call someone who will not stop talking

wow marc...that guy is really annoying tell him to shut his jabberhole!

by christophorus September 3, 2010