chris 's definitions

sentimental

Meaning of essence or 'a lot' to oneself

by chris March 5, 2003

RICERS

Someone who does up their 4-cyl. car with colour-wheel coded paintjobs (to be tough) and front and rear and maybe middle spoilers in case the wind catches the car, as well as lights in various places for the purpose of atrracting coral spawn.

"I hope your mum insured that thing for you"

by Chris November 10, 2003

ut2004

The best game yet in the Unreal series.

Player1: Yo, ya wanna play UT2004?
Player2: Hell yeah beeyatch! Ima kill your ass!
Player1: I don't think so!
Player2: FUCK!
Player1: Ha! Ha! Eat murder whore! Yeah, ownage!

by Chris May 13, 2005

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005

American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

Unq

1) Someone is unqualified for something, or someone who could not qualify for something.(Used in USMC and U.S. military.)
2) Someone who failed at something. Abrieviated for Unqualified.(Pronounced Unk.)

1) Smith could not qualify on the rifle range so he is an Unq.
2) You're such a waste of life you're an Unq., you're unqualified to live.

by Chris December 24, 2005

Aberfoyle

Eau de source naturelle... oh..
Natural Spring Water.. Its better than shitty Dasani

Bow down bitch

by Chris November 12, 2003