chris 's definitions

Death Chester

Back in the hayday of Hellaware and Killadelphia, some kids around here decided to start a crew to keep up. The hardcore scene had just gotten known around West Chester. The question was, what to call it? Something that had the same ring to all of those. Death Chester was then born. Eventually, it died off, not being as big as Killadelphia, and the whole state of Hellaware.
Years Later, Steve Cockonis told Jason about this back in the day. I was like, hey, why not bring this ish back. There seemed like enough kids who'd be down. Now, we will fuck people's up once again.

WE better not mess with Death Chester, they'll kick our ass

by Chris January 31, 2005

Escualido

A President Chavez professional hater with no knowledge of his/her own country's history and blames the president for all the shit happening in his/her life. All of them suffer from various mental diseases like schizophrenia and delusion. Their leaders are meaningless, cowards and gay. They think themselves as the majority in Venezuela but (truth be told) they almost nothing. They want to be the next "balseros" in Miami.

See that mofo over there? he hates niggaz and poor people: he's a ESCUALIDO

by Chris March 11, 2005

the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004

kinkle

a dick that is long and very skinny

you have a kinkle
opposite of choade

by Chris October 21, 2004

devotchkas

all girl street punk hailing from new york city. some times sited as the female form of the casualties. on punkcore records. currently writting new material.

"You've got a problem, I'm so sick of you
You're always telling me what to do
I'm not perfect, I know my flaws
But you're not gonna be the one who lays down my laws
Just because we don't see eye to eye
That doesn't mean I'll take your fuckin' lies"

"one sided society" from the album "anniliation"

by Chris September 11, 2004

filipino spaghetti

Flip'ed out version of spaghetti, with flip ingredients, such as: jufran sauce (pronounced as joop-ran), hot dog slices (hot dogs made with mechanically separated beef, pork, and chicken heheh),oh and the secret ingredient,Catsup- not ketchup. Has to be generic.

example already stated in definition....what more do you want. there's no particular name either, call it what you want it's still gonna be flip spaghetti.

by chris December 16, 2003

circus seal

When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.

But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal

by Chris August 31, 2003