chris 's definitions

gdep

when somebody gets shut the fuck up or badly made fun of,or dissed you say "ooooh G-dep"

Mikey made a move on tha hoochie but preseded to get slapped up side his forehead
"oh G-DEP"

by Chris February 21, 2005

book

to fuck, have sex with, screw, nail, tap, hit, etc.

See bookworthy

Would you book that shit?
I'd book her so hard.
I'd book that ass in a second

by Chris February 19, 2005

chair head

i was gettin head on the chair lift

when u r rideing on the chair lift and ur getting head

by chris May 13, 2005

Blue screen

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

by Chris February 2, 2003

blow

Cocaine

Man, I really need some blow right now!

by Chris December 15, 2002

The Sammy Hagar

The sammy Hagar is a sex posistion in which the man holds his women like a guitar. Head over right shoulder he "tunes" her nipple whilst fondeling her vaginal area.

Oh Chris please preform the sammy hagar on me.

by Chris April 16, 2005

Doable

Able to be done - Possible or Attainable.

"Doable?"
"Don't see why not"

by chris May 29, 2004