chris 's definitions

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005

hamarm

Word used to descride a fat womens arm;
Derived from the visual likeness of a fat ladies arm to a christmas leg of ham (especially the hanging bit under the arm)!

look at her hamarms;
her arms look like a christmas ham;
i love hamarms;

by Chris February 16, 2005

splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

WDW

an acronym for the expression: "Whatever, dude. Whatever."

Used to express contempt.

Nate: Where were you for so long?
Chris: I was banging your girlfriend.
Nate: WDW.

by Chris April 16, 2005

dir en grey

Overrated J-metal band that dress like women. Way too overdone. One of the better known in America for some odd reason. As bad as Nu-metal.

'OMG! Dir en grey is like the best Japanese metal band, they are so hardcore.

by Chris March 15, 2005

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Breed in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two mean had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

American Bulldogs are great dogs.

The dog in little rascals and homeward bound is an american bulldog

by chris May 27, 2005

frying

To trip hard, usually on LSD (acid)

I had to eat the acid when the cop pulled me over! I was frying so hard in the police station the walls were melting!

by Chris May 28, 2003