chris's definitions
by Chris January 16, 2005
Get the Grizzlymug. by chris February 21, 2003
Get the goochmug. A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.
by Chris May 13, 2005
Get the Fantasmmug. A bastardization of "My Two Bits"
The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."
by Chris July 22, 2006
Get the my two centsmug. Ultra l33t cs player. Can also be seen posting at HL fallout. Says he has gave up the game but can be see lurking around in select underground servers. Highly dangerous.
CanadianBacon is his lesser brother.
CanadianBacon is his lesser brother.
by Chris December 21, 2004
Get the FrozenBaconmug. One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
You, my good sir, are an assclown.
Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"
Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"
by Chris October 23, 2002
Get the Assclownmug. Group of men who get the credit for what the marines have done. The last time they won anything, it was World War II. They have screwed up everything they have taken part in since then. Thank god for the marines.
The Marines take it, the Army occupies it, the Army loses it, the Marines retake it, the marines occupy it. The war is won, the AMRY secretly says 'Thank gof for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS'
by Chris April 14, 2006
Get the Armymug.