choad al amode's definitions

Quarantang

Poontang enjoyed only during isolation.

I wish we could get back to normal soon, the quarantang I am stuck with is getting tired.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019

Qanonomicon Con

A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.

Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.

by choad al amode March 23, 2021

Qanonomicon

Noun: This fictional "book of dead names" is specific to the fictional beliefs of qanon members. Bound in the flesh of lizard peoples it includes spells that give impressionable idiots the ability to repeat nonsensical phrases without consideration of basic logic or reason.
It is pronounced "q-anon-nom-ih-kon". Like all of qanons ideas, it is for entertainment purposes only and should never be considered real.

I just got my 1st edition Qanonomicon in the mail, now I will have a book bound of flesh as nice as the Necronomicon in the Evil Dead movies!

by choad al amode March 23, 2021

quarandang

Complimentary exclamation used to describe a person who got better looking during isolation.

Did you see Sally in the Zoom Meeting? Quarandang! She lost at least ten pounds.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020