blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves
posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger
by chilli ring November 07, 2009
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guestbook bagger

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.
Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!
by chilli ring November 10, 2009
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GAC

GAC: acronym for 'guilty as charged', used on several occasions in 'Cougar Town' series one, episode seven
Jeez just been in the can and there's an eight-ounce floater-who did'nt flush?
A hand went up....'GAC' said the shy girl
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copper chink

in the uk the lowest denomination coins are 1 and 2 pence, made of copper. Copper chink is that awful sound when a stingy person drops a couple of coppers into a donation box.
Also can be used as copper chinker, chinked,chinkee, chinkess etc.
'It was a free gig, but they passed around the hat afterwards for the band'
'Bet Charlie gave generously'
'Copper chink -can you believe that guy!'
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cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.
Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief
by chilli ring November 13, 2009
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wink

when a skirt wearing girl quickly crosses her legs and gives a quick upskirt
Me and Doug watching a girl in a bar, she crosses her legs, flashing some panty...Doug says 'she just winked at me'
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Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card
Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend
by Chilli ring November 04, 2009
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