chauncey's definitions

homoptical illusion

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

carbuild

Looking at your physique in a car window after a gym session to get an exaggerated sense of muscle definition

"Look at my triceps horseshoe in that tinted Ford window! If only my real build was as good as my car build."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

crowbat

An irritating or overbearing mother in law.

"I was holding my friends baby until his crowbat swooped in and took him away."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

paint peeler

A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.

"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."

by chauncey July 27, 2004