Definitions by chauncey

homoptical illusion 

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

homoptical illusion by chauncey July 20, 2004

rolph

When instead of wiping your ass after taking a shit, you use a body of water to clean up.

Raj had no TP so he went rolphing in the Ganges again.

rolph by Chauncey April 21, 2004

sloppy dragon 

While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut

my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.

sloppy dragon by chauncey December 28, 2003

vein laden meat pipe 

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

vein laden meat pipe by chauncey August 5, 2003