charlie's definitions

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

nookie

a term for any kind of sexual activity

you asshole! You're not getting any nookie tonight!

by charlie March 18, 2004

3-6-9

the act of getting the weed hook up to sell you a dime for 9 dollars , which you split three ways with 2 of your boys. you all throw 3 dollars on the blunt

yeah man i broke as fuck but lets see if george wants to 3-6-9 a blunt real quick

by charlie February 28, 2004

mot

unreally cool guy, sex appeal, after sir motsalot

hey...mot rocks my world

by charlie January 20, 2005

The Brown

Is an ugly, disgusting fat beast who regenerates itself by consuming it's own body, for example puss from acne, skin from inside it's own mouth and other bodily fluids.

The Brown is so disgusting, I cant look at her again, I think I might puke.

by Charlie March 22, 2004

petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

by Charlie May 13, 2005

dead kennedys

Extremely controversial Californian punk rock band. Used satirical and humourous lyrics to express their political views. The Kennedys split in 1986 and the band ensued in a legal tussle with vocalist Jello Biafra over song royalties. An incarnation of the Kennedys still tours today, but without Jello Biafra.

The Dead Kennedys are a real punk band, unlike the Casualties.

by Charlie April 26, 2004