Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis
"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."
by Charlie December 14, 2003
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Procrastinate

Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.
Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.
by Charlie March 26, 2005
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blood

A light, refreshing beverage popular in Eastern Europe; traditionally served warm in a skull-shaped bowl.
"This lil nigga served me an' my Crip homeboys some blood last night, yo."
by charlie January 25, 2003
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chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.
Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.
by Charlie December 31, 2003
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flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
by charlie July 16, 2003
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haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.
Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
by Charlie March 25, 2005
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skamikazy

6 man 1 girl ska band. also used to decribe very cool sweater and scarves.
yo did you see that trippin' dude over there? he was so skamikazy
by charlie December 03, 2004
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