chaosmotic's definitions

Yoloc

You Only Live Once Christian as apposed to an esoteric Christian who believes in reincarnation.

I’m an esoteric Christian but I go to a yoloc Church of Christ

by chaosmotic February 6, 2022

relationshop

The difference between good faith and bad faith relation, due to the transactional nature of relations vs the destination of the relation. RelationShops are where love and hate are sold on an open market. It's a zero sum game that prevents any commitment from occurring, because the subject is always split between their choice and finding something better, hence the symbol $. A relationShip, on the other hand, it a vehicle to transport two or more people from one place to another.

He finally admitted that, though he had expressed sympathy for her, that he really didn't care about her problems, that they were irrelevant to his life, so he went down, sadly and met the trickster at the relationshop. What else have you got? And the trickster, who knew how to cheat you fair, said, what about this one?

by chaosmotic July 14, 2019

fltint

Fuck Like There Is No Tomorrow: An exhortation the flows from an extreme state of despair or mental clarity that leads to the holy hedonism, as if the Apocalypse is nigh.

Fltint, for tomorrow you must die.

by chaosmotic July 12, 2019

yocute

Young cute human of either sex. Xcute is the antonym, someone who is no longer young, but is cute.

All human young are yocutes, even the ones who tie themselves in knots. Xcutes help them sometimes, but usually, they want to help themselves.

by chaosmotic May 12, 2019

autocackle

When a person of either gender can not stop laughing and pointing at things that they think require ridicule, or sarcastic responses.

We had diagnosed Lillie as unsane because she kept cackling and pointing at everyone that was doing almost anything, then she started laughing at the parked CAR and we realized she was stuck on autocackle.

by Chaosmotic July 7, 2019