2 definitions by chaos_causer_
A noun, generally typed into search bars when a person has typed the whole keyboard forward, backward, diagonally, and is still bored.
Used to get out of English homework and Zoom classes.
Used to get out of English homework and Zoom classes.
Autumn: I’d rather eat grass than listen to this class. Why don’t I type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq into the keyboard? I must be going insane...
by chaos_causer_ April 22, 2021
Ugh, I’m a “preteen”, and just seeing all the stereotyped definitions on here is sickening. People, have you forgotten you were once a 10-14 year old?
So:
1. A preteen is a person between the ages of 10 and 14.
2. Not all preteens love the Disney Channel.
3. Some preteens, like me, might like pop music, but that’s not because they’re preteens. It’s their opinion.
4. I haven’t met a single person my age obsessed with Aeropostale or Hot Topic. We’re fine with GAP, thank you.
5. Nobody tYpeS lYk thIs except for creeps and trolls.
There you go. That’s the definition of preteen. Nothing more.
So:
1. A preteen is a person between the ages of 10 and 14.
2. Not all preteens love the Disney Channel.
3. Some preteens, like me, might like pop music, but that’s not because they’re preteens. It’s their opinion.
4. I haven’t met a single person my age obsessed with Aeropostale or Hot Topic. We’re fine with GAP, thank you.
5. Nobody tYpeS lYk thIs except for creeps and trolls.
There you go. That’s the definition of preteen. Nothing more.
Stereotype preteen texting: oMg diD u pUt on YouR mAkeUp toDAy????????
Me texting: sorry you flunked the spelling test, maybe we could study together? not to brag but I got an A+
Me texting: sorry you flunked the spelling test, maybe we could study together? not to brag but I got an A+
by chaos_causer_ July 22, 2021