Look at Loser Leopauld watch his stupid download go! That download-watcher is a true waste of life and skin!
by Chance January 12, 2009

A small town in southwest Virginia, known for it's Highlands Festival each year. Living there makes one's life freeze or be permanently put on hold.
Please leave now if you don't want to waste it all.
Hometown of actors Gregory Peck and Ernest Borgnine, fashion photographer Jon Coulthard, film director Pax deChirico.
Please leave now if you don't want to waste it all.
Hometown of actors Gregory Peck and Ernest Borgnine, fashion photographer Jon Coulthard, film director Pax deChirico.
by chance April 08, 2005

One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.
These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.
by Chance January 19, 2005

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by Chance September 05, 2003

The ultimate homosexual stud-muffin who likes playing with crowbars, midgets, and motor oil, at the same time. A true Freakus Maximus.
I met this incredible SheikEric last night at the blue leopard lounge. He had my ass stretched like a drum skin.
by Chance June 18, 2003

by chance June 19, 2003
