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fratitude

Once a lovely independent young man, you have now succumbed to the ways of the fraternity. You are a tool. While beforehand, relationships and LOVE actually meant something to you, now all you need in life is a brother, a cig, and a nice ice cold coors light to soothe the stresses of re-pledging. You now have fratitude. KUDOS to giving up all originality in your life.

Girl 1: My boyfriend and I were so happy until he joined that damn fraternity. Now all he talks about are his brothers, beer, and being the best mother fucker that ever walked this earth.
Girl 2: sorry girl, that's what happens with frat boys. It's the FRATITUDE.

by champagne jones September 26, 2009