chachaddict's definitions

cookie of doom

A sweet treat that has been either purpously or accidently dropped on an especially dirty floor and then put back on the serving tray with the others. This may be an act of revenge, or simple laziness.

"Bwahaha check it out that chick is takin a bite outa that cookie of doom "

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

chalupa muncher

A morbidly obese male or female whose diet consists soley of fried mexican foods. They can be found at fast food chains across the world, or at walmart in the big and tall clothing sections. The lifespan of these individuals is quite low therefore they are considered an endangered species.

Guy 1: hey let's go to taco bell.
Guy 2: hell no that place is gonna be packed with chalupa muncher s

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

tit tickles

An illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens breasts. This urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. Typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.

"Ugh my mom is so fat she is always talkin bout tit tickles its creepy"

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

side gangster

A member of a gang who mastrubates on the sides of other members legs without them knowing. This gained popularity in southern california in the past 5 years. They may also mastrubate in2 members hair, ears, nose or hands.

Dude I saw emilio side gangster that new guy.

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

ramona madness

A term of endearment used by asian women 2 describe their experiences with american lesbians.this is typically found on college campuses on the east coast.

Kym was in a complete state of ramona madness when she remembered what she did the night before

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

moldy melvin

Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.

Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

granola gal

A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.

That's the smelliest hariest girl I've ever seen. She must be a granola gal!

by chachaddict April 14, 2009