cb's definitions

schultah

Hawaiian shirt wearing funky smelling fart machine.

by CB May 12, 2003

The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

by CB May 20, 2003

steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

by CB May 22, 2003

Crazybee

A guy who's hip, yet kind of a doofus, but his goofy charms tend to win people over. Peddling bootleg VCDs is a plus.

"You're as charming as a crazybee. I wish I could sell VCDs and kill zombies as good as you can."

by CB June 10, 2003

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

by CB June 27, 2003