cb's definitions

The Seal

Urinating after drinking booze because the feeling was too strong to hold back. After breaking The Seal urination comes almost every minute.

Damn dude I broke the seal, now I'm gonna be pissing all night.

by CB July 21, 2004

shitaco

a food item, that is fed mostly to the homeless, where which a warm log of human feces is rolled in to a corn or flower tortia and then wrapped into a tacobell wrapper.

bum: will you give me a dollar?
u: no but i'll gladdly give you a shitaco.

by cb October 11, 2003

Schulteing

To loaf around stopping at everyone you pass to have a conversation of some sort. Usually done at least once when you get to work and once after lunch to make the work day go faster by doing less work and more talking.

Look at that mofo over there shulteing around.

by CB April 18, 2003

gand

gand woh jagah jo jab chodte waqt fuddi puree geelee ho jaye tab kaaam aaaateeeee hai... lund ko thora ragarh dene ke liye...

jaise meine pehaley uskee fuddi mari phir uske baaaand gand bheeee mari

by cb September 18, 2003

irish sports page

The obituary section of a newspaper.

I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.

by cb June 16, 2004