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textclude 

–verb
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.

2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.

Related words: Textcluder, Textclusive, textcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity
I can't believe we walked all that way together and he textcluded me the whole way.
textclude by catalinacat May 30, 2009
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texclude 

v. To remove a thread's originator from the active conversation, sometimes completely changing the subject.
This thread started out as a post about my cat and now you people are arguing about French cinema. I hate it when you texclude me.
texclude by ctrlU April 2, 2011
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A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.
I was on my way to meet Magda at the bar when she sent me this maddening textcuse: "cant make it got super work busy. sorry!" Total bullshit!
Textcuse by ego29 May 27, 2008

textitude 

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.
Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.
textitude by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

Textitude 

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.
Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!
Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

Textitude 

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude
Textitude by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009

textcade 

A never ending string of annoying and pointless texts sent by someone having a bitch fest that you have no interest in.
My mother is relentlessly nagging me via a textcade!
textcade by Violetly N October 21, 2008
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