Definitions by carryingthebanner

Man

A human of the male gender who has the decency to not catcall women.

A real man would fight with his hips, not with his fists.

Man by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

Dog 

The furry mammal who loves anybody no matter what. They have no sense of judgement and are fascinated by balloons and bubbles.

I love my service dog, Elliot.

Dog by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

chicken nugget 

a ball of meat covered in breading that people sAY IS MADE OF CHICKEN but naw it's probs just a bunch of entrails and fat

I live off chicken nuggets, the tender crunching of diabetes against my teeth fills me with regret and shame. I shall never, ever, eat chicken nuggets again. How could I dare dishonor my family in such a way? For only peasants feast on such goods.

chicken nugget by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

Ethan

a disgusting, bleach-drinking, cold hot pocket-sucking scum of the earth who dumped my best friend because she found out he was cheating on her

Ethan, if you don't shut your goddamn dick-chugging pie hole, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it'll come out of that fat mouth of yours that you use to blow yourself at night when you're alone in your room watching porn.

Ethan by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017