47 definition by carl j. maltese

Human Resources Person: "So, what sort of experience do have for this job?"

Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, I went to my senior prom in a stretch limo that cost my father...."

Human Resources Person: "Uh, that's not what I asked you. Do you or do you not have experience? Hmmmm?"

Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, uh....my father's rich and I dated a cheerleader and....did I mention I went to the prom?"

Human Resources Person: "NEXT!!"

According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!

"It's time for the Old Time Persecution Hour with Jerry Falwell!"

"How do I know Pat Robertson is the Antichrist?
Jerry Falwell told me so!"

"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."

"Hannah Montana. Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you. Also, few adults know or even care that her last name is spelled with only two "n's", not three."

"This was once a nice, quite town of tolerance and intellectualism until the religidiots took over and burned all the books in the public library."