Safety squints

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

by captain longdong December 01, 2020

big personalities

Large breasts.

She really wasn’t that much to look at, but her big personalities made up for it.

by captain longdong August 05, 2022

Blow your tits off

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.

Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

by captain longdong December 01, 2020