3 definitions by captain kirks number 2 bowl

mandles

"Man handles" i.e. when a fat man's rolls on his sides make for handles you can grab onto.

Jeff finished eating his greasy KFC before I grabbed his mandles.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005

lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005

finish him

A line from Mortal Kombat when you want to rub in your victory and make your friend whine about losing. Usually followed by a fatality, babality, friendship, animality, or if you have the x-rated version, the bestiality.

(Lui Kang executes bicycle kick)
Finish Him!
(Lui Kang has sex with farm animals)
Bestiality!

by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005