(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
by Capngrumpy February 03, 2006
Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.
"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
by CapnGrumpy October 04, 2005
by capngrumpy June 11, 2006
A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'
by capngrumpy December 16, 2005