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A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.
by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006
Get the drown the gerbil mug.Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.
"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
by CapnGrumpy October 4, 2005
Get the tundra wookie mug.(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
by Capngrumpy February 3, 2006
Get the Snow Cow mug.ganker. (n). Referring to ones brown eye. More specifically, the ganker is the actual sphincter of the anus. Used to speak directly of the ganker.
After eating 25 three-mile-island hot wings at Hooters my ganker was sore the next morning.
Her ganker was sore the next morning after I Donkey Punched her.
Her ganker was sore the next morning after I Donkey Punched her.
by capngrumpy December 17, 2005
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