(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
by Capngrumpy February 03, 2006
ganker. (n). Referring to ones brown eye. More specifically, the ganker is the actual sphincter of the anus. Used to speak directly of the ganker.
After eating 25 three-mile-island hot wings at Hooters my ganker was sore the next morning.
Her ganker was sore the next morning after I Donkey Punched her.
Her ganker was sore the next morning after I Donkey Punched her.
by capngrumpy December 06, 2005
me: Dude, I did not understand that guy with the suntan on the Whaler...
him: Dude, that was not a suntan, he was an Eskibro!
him: Dude, that was not a suntan, he was an Eskibro!
by capngrumpy December 13, 2005
A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'
by capngrumpy December 15, 2005