The are of being cheap, delusional, and thinking you are getting screwed over, all at the same time.
"Aw man, these $2.00 beers are too pricey. If that bartender wants to do me so bad, why am I getting hymied by her?"
When you jerk off in the tub, the floaty sperm is called "iceburgs".
Dood, I jerked in the tub last night and made about 30 iceburgs.