iceburgs

When you jerk off in the tub, the floaty sperm is called "iceburgs".

Dood, I jerked in the tub last night and made about 30 iceburgs.

by CanuckChuck May 11, 2006

hymied

The are of being cheap, delusional, and thinking you are getting screwed over, all at the same time.

"Aw man, these $2.00 beers are too pricey. If that bartender wants to do me so bad, why am I getting hymied by her?"

by canuckchuck January 19, 2013