can of worms's definitions

boogerology

The study of boogers and earwax

I need to pick your nose for my next boogerology experement

by Can of Worms November 9, 2006

hexicle

A popsicle with six ice sticks on it.

I got a brain freeze from this hexicle!

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed between porcupine and pineapple. It can curl up in a ball, has 3 inch spikes, but can not run or collect rings.(hedgehogs are not the same as porcupines). It grows on trees, and is a good source of protien and vitamin C(not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple.

by Can of Worms November 10, 2008

yahoogle

what happens when the 2 top search engines combine?

I just yahoogled google and it crashed.

by Can of Worms November 3, 2006

state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing

Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

SPAM

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

That is what spam is. Would be better without it.

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006