Literotica

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...my lips went to her neck, planting wet kisses, licks and sucks on her hot skin, leaving wet trails on her skin going down to her breasts. I kissed all around her nipples, till she moaned and spread her legs wide to play with herself, but I saw, and grasped her hand, shaking my head slowly…

by callinghome November 01, 2004

Toss A Salad

v. To pack a bowl using 2 or more people's weed combined.

"That was great, what was it?"
"We tossed a salad with Jamie and Sarah's weed."

by callinghome November 02, 2004

Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

by callinghome November 02, 2004

Matching Bowls

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.

"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."

by callinghome November 01, 2004

Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.

Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.

by callinghome November 02, 2004

Wet

n. A skimpy marijuana joint that's been dipped in PCP Alt: Fry

: "Let's go get some wet."

by callinghome November 02, 2004

Forgetful

...sorry what was the word again?

....wha? hmm? ohhhhh.....

by callinghome November 02, 2004