Definitions by call911

zuck 

To fuck over a start-up cofounder by making their stock worthless in-order to push them out the door.

Don't zuck your cofounder man or Don't zuck me please.

zuck by Call911 October 16, 2014

klockjob 

The act of reaching one's hands into the shirt of an unsuspecting sleeper.

Dude I heard he gave that girl a klockjob at the Halloween party!

klockjob by call911 December 20, 2008