Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.
While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.
by Chris March 04, 2004
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scratcher

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.
by CHRIS October 11, 2003
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gooch

The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.
My gooch is really sweaty.
by chris February 21, 2003
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bahog

That rich broad has a mac daddy BAHOG on her finger.

My retirement plan consists entirely of a BAHOG.
by chris June 18, 2006
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Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
You, my good sir, are an assclown.

Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"
by Chris October 23, 2002
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Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.
"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."
by Chris May 13, 2005
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my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."
by Chris July 22, 2006
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