when you're nose bleeds a lot (from being cracked out, or drunk, or whatever), and you wipe it off with the backs of all your fingers.
by butterballs January 28, 2008
The almagamation of a velociraptor and a Hooper (generally either Mike J. Hanson, or Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street). This creature is often drunk, and likes to fly airplanes.
by butterballs November 19, 2006
"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
by butterballs October 12, 2008
feeling good...like a smoke and a pancake.
by butterballs June 14, 2006
To give a bitch the cold shoulder when she wants some booty. Usually to get her back for something, or just for fun.
by butterballs May 20, 2006
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by butterballs January 28, 2008