14 definitions by butler butt clogger
A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.
by butler butt clogger October 18, 2011
When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.
by butler butt clogger February 8, 2012
When a urinating male spits out a lugy over the toilet and attempts to suck said lugy back into his mouth after it has touched the piss water.
Jim performed a picture perfect Golden Anteater in our bathroom yesterday, and now he is currently being treated for E.coli.
by butler butt clogger April 1, 2011
After eating Chinese last night, I was shitting like a Wild Comanche all night, I could have practically shit through a screen door!
by butler butt clogger October 19, 2011
I was only off by a cunt's hair.
by butler butt clogger October 19, 2011
When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.
by butler butt clogger October 19, 2011
After she took her pants off, I then said, if I wanted to see Chewbacca, I would've watched Star Wars.
by butler butt clogger October 11, 2011