Iceberg

When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.

Man I iceberged that last shit, go take a look, I haven't flushed yet, bring your camera

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.

I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

Golden Anteater

When a urinating male spits out a lugy over the toilet and attempts to suck said lugy back into his mouth after it has touched the piss water.

Jim performed a picture perfect Golden Anteater in our bathroom yesterday, and now he is currently being treated for E.coli.

by Butler Butt Clogger April 18, 2011

Rummy gummies

Soaking gummy bears or gummy worms in rum overnight. This allows the rum to be absorbed into the gummy bears or worms. This is a nice way to sneak booze into a public event.

Luckily, I made some rummy gummies and now we can get our booze into the AA meeting.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Wild Comanche

Shitting of excessive diarrhea, usually induced by foreign foods.

After eating Chinese last night, I was shitting like a Wild Comanche all night, I could have practically shit through a screen door!

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011