butler butt clogger's definitions

Trouser Trout

When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.

Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!

by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012

Butler Butt Clogger

The clogging of ones ass after a nasty meal at Atherton Union at Butler University

I had some Butler Butt Clogger action last night, that meal was nasty!

by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.

I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Wild Comanche

Shitting of excessive diarrhea, usually induced by foreign foods.

After eating Chinese last night, I was shitting like a Wild Comanche all night, I could have practically shit through a screen door!

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Iceberg

When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.

Man I iceberged that last shit, go take a look, I haven't flushed yet, bring your camera

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011