butler butt clogger's definitions

Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.

I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Wild Comanche

Shitting of excessive diarrhea, usually induced by foreign foods.

After eating Chinese last night, I was shitting like a Wild Comanche all night, I could have practically shit through a screen door!

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

Chewbacca

a nasty, hairy vagina.

After she took her pants off, I then said, if I wanted to see Chewbacca, I would've watched Star Wars.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 12, 2011

Homo-coming

When people (usually within the Greek system) get overworked and all excited about their college's homecoming weekend and football game.

It's homo-coming weekend, lets do a shot!!!

by Butler Butt Clogger October 23, 2011

Iceberg

When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.

Man I iceberged that last shit, go take a look, I haven't flushed yet, bring your camera

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011